Breadcrumbing and Bridget Jones: The big(hearted) Valentine’s Day quiz

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Romance may or may not be dead, but that’s the perfect excuse to remain distracted with a totally pointless but also potentially rizz-inducing quiz (anyone that knows the origins of the heart-shaped chocolate box has CHARM.)

While Gen-Z are reportedly giving up on sex, and dating apps remain a hopeless pit of sad swipes and existential despair, it’s not totally bleak out there. All those heart-themed cookies and pink-glazed doughnuts? They’ll be discounted tomorrow!

Anyway, treat yourselves – and remember: It’s better to have quizzed and lost, than to have never quizzed at all.